Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Alien-A-Day: March 11th
These dudes invited a guy aboard their saucer while they were parked in front of his house to make repairs. During his tour of the ship he noticed the smell of "rotting grass" and watched a bunch of little creatures crouched on the floor around some weird pool of black, bubbly oil that shot red light beams all over. Then, a ball of orange light darted about the room and the spacemen politely informed the man that they had a "space bug" onboard and that he would have to leave now. He watched red flames shoot out of the bottom of the craft as it took off into the sky! I hope those poor suckers made it okay.